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Talking All The Time To Keep Myself Awake: True story:

melissikins:

I am on ambien for insomnia and sometimes the ambien gets the better of me. Last night was one of those nights. I was ambien-drunk and at 1AMish decided to steal a neighbor’s anti-choice sign. I was making a break for it, but my roommate was like, ‘no, wait, you’re not wearing pants!’

‘Fuck it,’…

I was that friend. I’M A GOOD FRIEND! I would never let any of my followers drunkenly steal a sign while pantsless.

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  1. tilyougiveup reblogged this from abrokenfishbowl
  2. clatterandclank reblogged this from angstiosis and added:
    You also stood guard for me. We made an excellent team.
  3. angstiosis reblogged this from clatterandclank and added:
    friend. I’M A GOOD FRIEND! I would never...any of my followers drunkenly
  4. notafamilyblog reblogged this from speakgirl and added:
    I used to call Avery while on ambien all the time. From what I can remember, I frequently obsessed over whether or not...
  5. womanofkleenex reblogged this from liquidiousfleshbag and added:
    I’ve taken Ambien exactly twice. Once, I woke up, and I was full blown hallucinating, which has never happened to me...
  6. rageissuesandballetshoes reblogged this from keepingwriting and added:
    The only reason I would ever want to need a sleep aid is so I could possibly see the Ambien Walrus.
  7. bedbugsbiting said: This is the best story I have heard today.
  8. liquidiousfleshbag reblogged this from speakgirl and added:
    Fuck me this is a great story.
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